Merc with a Mouth – Laptop Bag

Description

Why settle for a boring laptop bag when you can have our favorite mercenary AND unicorns watching your back? This bag is the perfect mix of badassery and adorable chaos.

Crafted with a cotton woven exterior featuring everyone’s favorite sarcastic antihero and his magical, rainbow-loving sidekicks, this bag doesn’t just hold your tech – it makes a statement. The coordinating black vinyl adds a sleek, no-nonsense edge (because even the mercenary has a serious side… sometimes).

But we didn’t stop at just looking awesome—this bag is built for action. The waterproof canvas interior protects your gear from spills, rogue chimichangas, and unexpected fourth-wall breaks. Your 13.3” laptop (or similarly sized tech) gets a cushy, padded slip pocket, while a divided mesh pocket keeps your accessories organized. On the outside, you’ve got a front slip pocket and a small zip pocket on the front, and a large zip pocket on the back – because heroes (and their gadgets) need options.

Whether you’re hacking into a top-secret database, writing your next fanfic, or just binge-watching superhero movies, this bag has your back. Stylish. Functional. Slightly unhinged. Just like you know who.

This bag also includes an adjustable black crossbody strap (32-60”) for comfortable wear.

Size:

• Bag: Approximately 15″w x 10.5″h x 2″d
• Crossbody strap: 32-60″ long

Material: Custom print cotton woven, waterproof canvas, and black marine vinyl exterior. Waterproof canvas and cotton woven interior.

Includes: Bag + Crossbody strap

Special notes:

• Actual colors may vary slightly. This is due to the fact that every computer monitor has a different capability to display colors and that everyone sees these colors differently. We try to edit our photos to show the items as life-like as possible, but please understand the actual color may vary slightly from your monitor.